The Sid Tillsley Chronicles – by Mark Jackman
This critically acclaimed, best-selling series is being called the Anti-Twilight by both its creator and its fans. Sid Tillsley is a forty-six-year-old benefit-fraudster from Middlesbrough, England. He's an overweight alcoholic, and also sexist, homophobic, and a lazy git. But one thing sets him apart from his Northern brethren; he can kill vampires with a single punch.


Book One: The Great Right Hope
Book Two: A Fistful of Rubbers
Book Three: Acracknophobia